simple objects for people running on 1%  —  printed & shipped in the USA
// battery critical

running on 1%.
still here.

Deadpan shirts, mugs and little gifts for tired humans and introverts — for the ones who show up anyway.

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in stock · unisex · US-printed
Low Battery Studio mascot running on 1%
// the gift engine

gifts, by battery level

Buying for a tired human? Don't guess the gift — match it to how drained they are. Pick their battery level:

batt: 1%
introvert power saving mode tee
for the introvert
social battery gone by noon. still lovely.
shop introvert gifts →
batt: 0.5%
clocked in checked out tee
for the coworker
clocked in, checked out. we've all been there.
shop coworker gifts →
batt: 0.1%
factory reset needed tee
for the fully fried
needs a factory reset and a long nap.
shop burnout gifts →
// the full lineup

shop by thing

01tees14 styles→ 02hoodiescharging… 03mugs3 styles→ 04stickerscharging… 05long sleeves13 styles→ 06totes & caps3 styles→ 07cozy home2 styles→ 08notebooks2 styles→ 09posters2 styles→
mascot on do not disturb
// power saving mode: on

do not disturb.

Some days the most honest setting is airplane mode with a pulse. We make the merch for those days.

shop the quiet drop
// low-charge favourites

little best-sellers

1% social battery tee
social battery tee$24.99
brain fog mug
brain fog mug$16.99
emotionally unavailable since monday tee
since monday tee$24.99
overtime mode tee
overtime tee$24.99
// system message

we are not a
wellness brand.

We won't tell you to hydrate, sleep more, or manifest. We're here because sometimes the most honest thing you can wear is a shirt that just gets it. Made for the Tuesdays.

— running on 1%, still here.